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Top Ten Messages Left on Alex Rodriguez’s answering machine, minus three.
In the interest of equal time for points of view other than the one we expressed in our earlier rant on this subject, here is tonight’s Top Ten List from the Late Show with David Letterman. Except we only type fast enough to have gotten seven. We’ll correct this in the morning.
“At least in 2003, he was gooned on the juice,” said Letterman as a prologue:
Top Ten [Seven] Messages Left on Alex Rodriguez’s Answering Machine
10
9 “Joe Torre here, thanks for helping book sales.”
8 “Could you find a steroid that keeps you from choking in the playoffs?”
7
6 “Hi, it’s Bernie Madoff. Nice try, but I’m still the most hated man in NYC.”
5 “Michael Phelps here, got any snacks?”
4 “Hi, this is Sammy Sosa, just pretend you don’t speak English.”
3 “Michael Phelps again, did I call you or did you call me?”
2 “Hi this is Rod Blagojevich…” that sounded like a good one
and the Number One Message Left on Alex Rodriguez’s Answering Machine:
1 “It’s Madonna. You got a phone number for Jeter?”
The funniest A-Rod Pic Ever!!
From my good buddy Amy over at www.amyoops.com
Pissing off A rod
Beer – $5
Madonna Pictures – $10
Look on your face when A-Rod sees you making fun of him – Priceless.
Photo apparently taken in Toronto this past Saturday. For those of you who haven’t heard already, it has been rumored that A-Rod and Madonna are more than friends, and that the impending Guy Ritchie-Madonna divorce (completely denied by the pair) is partly due to the baseball celebrity.
