So Ken Shamrock popped positive for steriods. Given today’s age of athletes getting caught on the juice, I can not say I am surprised. I figured it was only a matter of time. Guess he now has time to go play golf with Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds and swap “war” stories.
Ken Shamrock testing positive would be a bigger deal, if he had not drove his career into the tank by hanging on too long. What a shame. I remember Those first UFC fights, with him blasting onto the scene versus Royce Gracie and Dan Severn. But I think he will not be remembered like that by most UFC fans. His fault, nobody else.
In the interest of equal time for points of view other than the one we expressed in our earlier rant on this subject, here is tonight’s Top Ten List from the Late Show with David Letterman. Except we only type fast enough to have gotten seven. We’ll correct this in the morning.
“At least in 2003, he was gooned on the juice,” said Letterman as a prologue:
Top Ten [Seven] Messages Left on Alex Rodriguez’s Answering Machine
10
9 “Joe Torre here, thanks for helping book sales.”
8 “Could you find a steroid that keeps you from choking in the playoffs?”
7
6 “Hi, it’s Bernie Madoff. Nice try, but I’m still the most hated man in NYC.”
5 “Michael Phelps here, got any snacks?”
4 “Hi, this is Sammy Sosa, just pretend you don’t speak English.”
3 “Michael Phelps again, did I call you or did you call me?”
2 “Hi this is Rod Blagojevich…” that sounded like a good one
and the Number One Message Left on Alex Rodriguez’s Answering Machine:
1 “It’s Madonna. You got a phone number for Jeter?”
In the interest of equal time for points of view other than the one we expressed in our earlier rant on this subject, here is tonight’s Top Ten List from the Late Show with David Letterman. Except we only type fast enough to have gotten seven. We’ll correct this in the morning.
“At least in 2003, he was gooned on the juice,” said Letterman as a prologue:
Top Ten [Seven] Messages Left on Alex Rodriguez’s Answering Machine
10
9 “Joe Torre here, thanks for helping book sales.”
8 “Could you find a steroid that keeps you from choking in the playoffs?”
7
6 “Hi, it’s Bernie Madoff. Nice try, but I’m still the most hated man in NYC.”
5 “Michael Phelps here, got any snacks?”
4 “Hi, this is Sammy Sosa, just pretend you don’t speak English.”
3 “Michael Phelps again, did I call you or did you call me?”
2 “Hi this is Rod Blagojevich…” that sounded like a good one
and the Number One Message Left on Alex Rodriguez’s Answering Machine:
1 “It’s Madonna. You got a phone number for Jeter?”
