These guys downright suck as a commentating team. I can handle them for the first quarter, mainly because my two little ones are still awake and are making enough noise to drown them out. But by the time it the second quarter, they are fast asleep in bed, so I am stuck obtaining a three quarter headache from this crew.
Tony, you need to stick to PTI, where your unsoothing voice fits right in with the program itself.
Ron, you need to stick to studio work. You can break down X’s and O’s with the best of them. I always came away learning something from you after you disected game film. but in the booth, you are about as pleasant to listen as Joan Rivers jacked up on greenies.
And Mike, dude…you just need to crawl back to whatever hole you came from.
Look, MNF has been trying to mix football with entertainment in the booth for years!!! they almost had it right a few years ago. since I am a typical all-American guy with a a continuious thirst for football AND entertainment, my thought on this should be the law.
The following should be in the MNF booth, starting this coming week. Pay them whatever they wish.
Here are my reasons…
Bonnie Bernstein…what’s better than a good looking woman? A good looking woman that knows her sports.
Lisa Guerrero…same as above, plus no one would mind her “personality-driven and feature-driven” aspect of the players.
Dennis Miller…Dude is hilarious. I do not care if half the veiwing audience can not keep up with his dialogue, they can go ahead and turn up their 8-track players blaring Merle Harggard for all I care.
My choices cover it…Looks, knowledge, and laughter.
Oh! I almost forgot about sideline reporter…I pick Jillian Reynolds, for two reasons. One, she is pretty, and two…nobody would mind being asked stupid dumbass questions from her that is required to be asked by a sideline reporter.
Who would you choose for your crew in the MNF booth?