Top Ten Messages Left on Alex Rodriguez's answering machine, minus three.

In the interest of equal time for points of view other than the one we expressed in our earlier rant on this subject, here is tonight’s Top Ten List from the Late Show with David Letterman. Except we only type fast enough to have gotten seven. We’ll correct this in the morning.

“At least in 2003, he was gooned on the juice,” said Letterman as a prologue:

Top Ten [Seven] Messages Left on Alex Rodriguez’s Answering Machine

 

10
9 “Joe Torre here, thanks for helping book sales.”
8 “Could you find a steroid that keeps you from choking in the playoffs?”
7
6 “Hi, it’s Bernie Madoff. Nice try, but I’m still the most hated man in NYC.”
5 “Michael Phelps here, got any snacks?”
4 “Hi, this is Sammy Sosa, just pretend you don’t speak English.”
3 “Michael Phelps again, did I call you or did you call me?”
2 “Hi this is Rod Blagojevich…” that sounded like a good one

and the Number One Message Left on Alex Rodriguez’s Answering Machine:

 

1 “It’s Madonna. You got a phone number for Jeter?”

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